Couldn’t stand the bloody snow any more, to be honest, so I’ve packed up the tents, gathered up the harem, loaded the camels and headed down here for a bit.
There is, of course, a minor issue that Nelson Daily Photo is quite well established, so MDP is hereby temporarily renamed
and I’m claiming photographic rights to everything from west of the Waimea Bridge to Farewell Spit.
And if I see a red Mazda MX3 on my patch, its tires get slashed….
The name’s not very original, of course (which you’d expect from me by now.)
In the 1960s, the BBC ran a fine satirical programme called “Not the Nine O’Clock News”.
I stole it.