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Roland Rother is the coolest mechanic I know.
It’s just that he’s not very well organised.
He’s got as far as returning calls on the answerphone, but he still can’t stop his guys from slinging stuff willy-nilly on his desk.
Called in to pick up one of the Saabs after a service and he goes
“Now WHERE’S the key….?”
Searches high and low, calls up the apprentice (“He’s on his way home, I’ll kill him….”) who drove it to the parking lot.
5 minutes later, an red Audi 100 appears at something approaching the speed of light, with a young driver whose face matches the colour of the car perfectly…
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>Oh my mechanic has seen a lot of me in the last two weeks. He even made a house call yesterday. His desk is way messier than this but it works for him.V