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“Rape and Pillage Tour” an optional extra

Vikings – that’s what is says on the ship, anyway – heading back down the Rhine to the North Sea and all points north.

The bunch I saw drifting aimlessly around the market in Mainz the other day appear not to have wanted to front up some folding stuff for the tour and they appeared pretty much past it anyway

Or they might have been slaves that were captured in Vinland, sent out to buy provisions for the crew while the latter were out doing what Vikings do.

Probably were, in fact.

Lack of horned helmets and tunics from wild animal skins was a dead give-away.

Lots of polyester and caps with funny names (Lakers, Bruins, Celtics)

But the helmeted blokes appear to look after them very well – not a skinny person in sight…

This entry was published on 17 June, 2025 at 09:00 and is filed under History, I'm not really sure..., Mainz. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.

One thought on ““Rape and Pillage Tour” an optional extra

  1. Unknown's avatarAnonymous on said:

    I keep wondering why they still allow the Minnesota Vikings to keep that name.

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