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..I’m not.

(Not like my friend John Whatley, who claims to be one at age 70 and whom we now disrespectfully but affectionately refer to as Methuselah.)

But this thingie turned up today in the letterbox and it’s got me a bit concerned.

“Information for Seniors”, it says.

They’ve finally tracked me down and I’m now invited to join my fellow decrepits for supervised walks through the woods, visit seminars on healthy nutrition and Red Cross lectures on geriatric care.

The 2 ministers in the village are also well represented on the events schedule for 2008.

I guess they’ll be mentally measuring us all up for coffins.

They’ve obviously got the wrong person.

They obviously haven’t referred to my LastFM profile or seen the “I’m not 50 – I’m 18 with 32 years experience” bumper sticker on the car.

OK, so it’s a couple of years old, but ESCORTED WALKS THROUGH THE WOODS?

Sod this for a game of soldiers.

Mind you, they might have been following this blog for a while and classified it as an advanced form of geriatric dementia….

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