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…Günther?

Best bank robbery I’ve read about happened here last week.

Pensioner fronts up to a bank, pulls a pistol and demands money.

Cashier gives him a wad of notes (especially packaged and registered for such occasions) and he casually wanders out of the door and…. waits at the bus stop.

Bus comes along and on he hops.

Meanwhile, the law has been notified – also regarding the getaway vehicle – so they drop of a couple of plain-clothed officers at the next bus stop who board the vehicle, identify the culprit (hasn’t attempted to change his appearance or anything like that), assess the situation and arrest him.

Goes before the magistrate who remands him on his own recognisance i.e. he’s free to walk around because he has a fixed place of abode.

I kid you not….

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