This was just TOO tempting.
I couldn’t resist.
It’ll doubtless get me blacklisted.
An Italian’s studying the plans of his new house with the interior designer.
“I wanna a statue in THIS room” he says “and a statue over HERE and another one over THERE and then two over here.”
Interior designer’s a tad puzzled, but he figures that if that’s what the client wants….
House is finished, owner comes to inspect and EXPLODES.
“Whaddyou put all a these dead people all a through my house?” he screams “This Venus de Milo, this Davido, I no wanna these things”
Interior designer stutters ” But you SAID you wanted all of these statues”
“No, you no unnerstand” says the client “I want when my friend call me, I pick uppa da receiver and say:”‘S dat you?”
“These Sdatyous I want….”
I’ll get my coat….
The serious people are over here
(Good thing we haven’t had a “Favourite Vegetable” Theme Day I’d REALLY be in trouble…)