This oversized Whatever was waddling through Mainz the other day, not making a lot of progress, but attracting quite a few inquisitive onlookers.
A kid asked me if I thought that there was someone inside.
I reckoned that the best way to find out would be to push it over.
If it swears, there’s someone inside.
“Shall we?” he asked “I’ll take the left side…”
There’s hope yet….
(Reminded me of a Dalek, actually)