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I’m sure that there’s a booming industry, supplying the local poultry farmers with polyester feathers and fake chicken faeces.
And a service industry paying people a pittance for gluing a feather on here and dabbing some turd on there and – abracadabra – you’ve miraculously added 10c to the price of an egg.
Organic, you see…

>My mother is convinced that 'organic potatoes' means 'unwashed potatoes'.I want to know how they managed to stamp them without breaking them…
>Kate took the words right out of my mouth! JB, are you scrambled?hah!
>A little cynical, perhaps? Do you like yours scrambled, over-easy, or…?
>Oh ye of little faith.