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I get talked out of half a sesame bagel at breakfast, Ms jb spends GOOD MONEY on a totally unnecessary tin umbrella thingie, even ties a RIBBON around the handle and the bloody birds stay away in their DROVES.
Or flocks.
Not good enough, I suppose.
Probably want it buttered.
With jam, too….
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>I chuckled reading you :-)Perhaps Ms jb should try seeds or fat ? More stuff to buy! But I'm poor advice, I never managed to attract the smallest bird.
>You just don't have the touch, jb. Birds flock to our feeders, but they're expensive little critters because of their voracious appetites. During the blizzard, we were visited by hundreds during the storm. Guess our casa is just a safe haven!
>I laughed so hard at your post, my drink just came out of my nose! Best laugh I've had all day.