Wife spent all your money on clothes?
Can’t scrape €1000 together for a Nikon AF G DX 10,5/2,8?
Thinking of giving it all away ?
HELP IS AT HAND!
Take advantage of the highly polished top of one of the bollards in front of the Gutenberg Museum.
Limited range of perspectives, granted, but you could always rip it out of its anchoring and carry it around with you.
Not that I’m suggesting that, of course….