Only a matter of weeks until the agony starts.

“How could they be leading 3:1 and allow 2 goals in the last 5 minutes?”
“That new guy’s about as much use as a chocolate teapot!”
“He was RIGHT IN FRONT OF AN OPEN GOAL and MISSES?”

Mainz 05 will do the following:

Beat the 3 best teams
Lose to the 5 worst teams
Draw with everyone else
Score bugger-all goals
Get eliminated in the first round of the Cup by a 4th Division team
Struggle through the last few weeks of the season to avoid relegation

Happens every year…..

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