That there dirt’s all the way from Cyprus.
I’d be a bit worried if I were a Cypriot, in fact.
The place has to be getting levelled out over time, what with the great lumps of soil attaching themselves to potatoes and then getting exported.
And the icecaps are melting, meaning that the seas are rising.
At some stage, it’ll all meet in the middle, Cyprus will sink and we’ll have to wait a couple of months longer for new potatoes….