Heiko Dettweiller has obviously not heard of the fifth of Hercules’ 12 labours.
To wit: cleaning the Augean stables within a single day.
Augeas, one of the Argonauts, had the largest herd of cattle in the realm – all of which had prodigiously effective and productive digestive systems – and had totally neglected any form of bovine hygiene for 30 years.
Heiko’s groin-vaulted barn in Wintersheim used to house cattle.
Then came the pigs……
He’s made a pretty good start, though.
His plan is now to drop the floor by about 50cm, tile it and (we hope…) use it as a wine bar.
Plans to have it finished for his 50th birthday.
He’s got 7 years.
At least he’s still got a smile on his face…..