Minding my own business on the way to the market the other day when the water normally issuing from the fountain miraculously parted in front of me..
Took 2 steps back.
Fountain goes back to normal.
Water divides, just like in Exodus 13:17-14:29.
I thought of walking across, but I wasn’t being pursued by a horde of Egyptians and I couldn’t see the Lost Tribe of Israel anywhere to tag along with me so I gave it a miss.
Anyway. the walking-on-water bit is in another part of the Bible and I was buggered if I was going to get my feet wet…