In the finest erotic tradition of our friends from St Paul and Eagan, our very own X-rated roundabout/traffic circle/rotary.
Which used to be crowned by a spinning top until a person of the female gender decided to take a nocturnal shortcut at great speed in her BMW i.e. not go AROUND the roundabout/traffic circle/rotary, but straight over the TOP. reducing the sandstone sculpture to something akin to gravel.
(As a newt, so the story goes, but the wheels of justice turn slowly here and she’s yet to have her day in court, so I didn’t say anything.)
I’ve suggested that they make it all more visible to avoid future occurrences by putting some effective lighting on it.
Solid fuel would be good.
In a brazier……
