If you read these rags, you’ll be exposed to some interesting [sic] “stuff”:
Every celebrity who’s married is having it off with another celebrity.
Every celebrity who isn’t married is having it off with another celebrity.
They’re all pregnant. Especially Camilla.
They all have a heartbreaking story to tell.
Either that, or they’re bursting with happiness.
Most of them (or their spouse.children/parents/a random stranger they met in the street the other day) have been struck down by a mysterious disease
Quality stuff, I tell ya….
Oh, I have subscriptions to them all….
Gosh, you must read a lot of them to collect all that information!