In my mind, Birkenstocks are indelibly associated with müsli eaters, political protests and unshaven armpits.
I evidently haven’t moved with the times, because Ms jb informs me that they’re now a FASHION item and are ELEGANT to boot (Sorry for the pun…)
Who would have thunk…
Is nothing sacred?
That’s a surefire way to stub your toes.
Birkenstocks make your feet look uglier than what they are.